When your facial hair choices frighten children.

Kitty Higgins, the topper to Moon Mullins by Frank Willard, from July 26, 1936.

A young girl jumps off of a diving board into the water. She comes across a large man with a bushy mustache. When she sees him, she yells, “YOW!” The man looks surprised. The girl swims onto the shore and runs away, pointing at the man and yelling, “There’s a walrus out there! I saw it jest as plain!”